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Dear School Board Members, I’ve recently learned about a plan to deploy drones in our San Mateo County schools. These drones would surveil our children nonstop and fire pepper spray munitions in the case of a school shooting. Like many parents, I have grave concerns about this plan. Mainly,
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Acting US Attorney General Todd Blanche said the Department of Justice will be taking federal executions to “new levels of brutality” at a DOJ press conference today. Criminals should “watch their asses,” according to Blanche, as he promised to “get medieval on them.” Blanche started looking into new ways to
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To: House Democrats From: Chuck Schumer Dear Representatives, As you know, our initial discussions surfaced several new restrictions on ICE, including wearing ID and not operating near churches or schools. After discussions with the party leadership and Zoom calls with their consultants, we are now proposing an even more comprehensive
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Hello, Team! Tomorrow is the go-live for the Chat With Jesus and Friends app! We’re so excited about the potential of combining genAI and the best religion around, Christianity (although we are also exploring apps for several other religions). The Marketing team has been working hard on the